“She's not a tucker, she's into France.”
I was at Cafe Umbria today and just as I was about to enjoy my gelato + espresso (super omg delicious btw)…
A BEHOLDER ATTACKED!
Pretty cool promo for the upcoming 4th Edition D&D. My coffee was free because I not only knew the name of the creature (an Eye of the Beholder, duh!) but I also knew its hit dice. This fact makes Jake roll his eyes — and rightfully so.